Dollars

I heard an ad this morning for McDonald's dollar menu. The ad spent about 28 seconds extolling how marvelous it is to be able to buy all these wonderful foods for only a dollar.

At the end of the commercial, the small/fast voice declared that "prices may vary".

Prices may vary? On a dollar menu?

Sunday, Dick's Sporting Goods ran an ad. Footwear was on sale, "up to 50% off, or more". Gee, that certainly clarifies prices.