I Didn't Sing It
It's that stupid song.
Outside lies a mantle of white, a winter wonderland, clear and crisp and even.
Feh. It took me over two hours to get to work this morning.
Hey, just cause Bing's dreaming of a white Christmas doesn't mean we all have to lockstep along, does it? Give me a beach, a bottle of oil, a fine back to rub it on, and I'll be happy. I could use some mindless reading with a bottle of beer nestled into the sand right next to me.....the biggest stress in deciding when to turn and tan the other side.
Thongs and banana hammocks optional.
posted by Ted @ 9:22 AM
Here there be 6 comments
6 Comments:
I'm volunteering a back. And a thong.
Oh..and perhaps a banana?
Much too good a back and thong to pass up.
I might pass on oiling your banana, though. Just sayin'.
I could oil yours?
It's been sooooo long since I've had a good banana-oiling....and even longer since someone so spectacular offered the oilin'.
Which reminds me of a (very odd) place on the web:
Didn't expect this?
I suppose that's one way to keep it nice and stiff...
Of course, there are better ways to keep it stiff.
Or at least so I hear......
Post a Comment
<< Home